Bad Usability Calendar

January

According to Steve Jobs
One more thing: We reinvented the month. A new day. We call it Steveday.

According to Bill Gates
Let’s plug in this month right now, and see what happens.

According to Double Rainbow man
Whoa! That’s a full month all the way. That’s so intense! What does it mean?!

According to Gerry McGovern
90% of your users are only interested in 40% of your days. Cut the rest.

According to Chris Anderson
April is dead. Long live May.

According to BJ Fogg
Using persuasive design you can make people believe anything.

According to Julian Assange
We have obtained secret documents revealing all the days of July 2012.

According to Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook is the perfect tool to share your life with Mark Zuckerberg.

Kim Jong-Il looking at September
Dear Leader is looking forward to the foundation day. As is all the people.

According to Larry Page and Sergey Brin
Google Wave is all you need.

According to Jakob Nielsen
After years of usability testing we have made a whole new calendar.

According to Dan Roam
The calendar looks best on a napkin.